You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around?
I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here.
I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition.
Stuff I like (all)
also i guess its time to admit my 100% raging boner for dirk strider im so sorry literally everyone
- evil clowns
If Gamzee has never died, then his dream self is still alive someplace;...
im weird dont look at me but
imagining people getting undressed for the sole purpose of doing the sex is so strange to me. its literally...
When your parents think you’re dating your best friend