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happyds:

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rebloggable I gUESS u m u !

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May 14, 2013
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miraculoustang:

animating this literally all day was a dangerous labor on my health. 

voiced by veggieblt…. 3 YEARS AGO????????

thanks 16 year old veggie. i wish i knew ya. you were hellova lot cooler then the dick bag i know now.

3 YEARS

I HAVE BEEN WAITING 3 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE I FIRST HEARD THE AUDIO. TODAY IS A MAGICAL DAY INDEED.

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May 06, 2013
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sleiin:

i’m sorry i don’t even know what happened it was just supposed to be Dave with tattoos 

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May 06, 2013
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tinkerlu: Anonymous asked you: whispers femdave x femkarkat into the wind when ever i have sleepovers with my friends i always tell them i’m not wearing a bra when i get in my jammies and idk why

tinkerlu:

Anonymous asked you:
whispers femdave x femkarkat into the wind
when ever i have sleepovers with my friends i always tell them i’m not wearing a bra when i get in my jammies and idk why

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April 24, 2013
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tomatograffiti: it’s a sleepover!!  *q*

tomatograffiti:

it’s a sleepover!!  *q*

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April 21, 2013
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p33p: davesol for kelly because im basically her bitch forever also A+ ship

p33p:

davesol for kelly because im basically her bitch forever also A+ ship

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April 10, 2013
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snowstucked: got dat cherry popped

snowstucked:

got dat cherry popped

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April 04, 2013
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elanfoux: Fuck Mr. Egbert…you’re pretty good at that…. Teacher!John giving Punkass!Dave a bj afterschool (that’s not how you teach a remedial lesson John)

elanfoux:

Fuck Mr. Egbert…you’re pretty good at that….

Teacher!John giving Punkass!Dave a bj afterschool

(that’s not how you teach a remedial lesson John)

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March 22, 2013
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ask-carcinogeneticist:

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March 16, 2013
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ninja-neko-chan: That sentence was probably what started their romance~

ninja-neko-chan:

That sentence was probably what started their romance~

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March 15, 2013
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