You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around?
I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here.
I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition.
Stuff I like (all)
does anyone else call the left-behind, too-chewy crust bits “pizza bones”?
no but i will now :3
i bet david bowie will just age backwards when he hits 100