cries from the beauty
You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around?
I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here.
I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition.
Stuff I like (all)
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
its impossible not read “palms are sweaty” without thinking fucking KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI
- grayscalearchitect asked:cronus trying to actually smoke the cigarette, please?
seconds before a spittake/coughing fit
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