March 2012
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I used to like cats
vastderp: Then I took a kitten claw to the nipple. PEOPLE MOCKED ME WHEN I EXPRESSED MY FEAR OF CLAWS TO THE TESTICLES ADMITTEDLY, NIPPLES ARE NOT TESTICLES BUT STILL! I AM NOT MERELY A MADMAN, I AM A MADMAN WHO IS NOT ALONE IN HIS FEAR OF CAT CLAWS IN PLACES THEY SHOULD NOT GO.
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
chenisthebestkitty: Dooo eeeeet~<3 For the shy ones: I turned anon back on. :3 tell me who I am Who am I I want to know tell me
Mar 1st
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I am brilliant, by the way.
ChickenTheThird (10: 06): Travis you twisted son of an ill-fated sailor
   how are you you son of a bean curd
Verquist (10: 07): what?
ChickenTheThird (10: 07): also, fuck you
   figured I'd put it in a vernacular you understood
Verquist (10: 07): hwy?
ChickenTheThird (10: 07): I don't know
   bored and talkative
Verquist (10: 10): I see.
   Is it sad that I studied for my exam on the Roman Republic by watching Spartacus?
ChickenTheThird (10: 12): no
   it's glorious
Verquist (10: 12): Good.
   I think I will tell that to my Reverend Doctor Professor.
ChickenTheThird (10: 14): Tell him that through careful examination and intense study of both Gladiator and the Spartacus television series, you have become an expert upon ancient Roman lifestyles and culture
Verquist (10: 18): Should I say this as I hand in the test or when I get it back?
ChickenTheThird (10: 18): ...
   damn
   that's a hard choice
   as you hand it in
   and then remind him when you get it back
Verquist (10: 19): Even if I fail?
ChickenTheThird (10: 19): well, remind him that it's due to him that you thought your terrible idea would be a good idea
Verquist (10: 20): lol
ChickenTheThird (10: 20): because obviously his course is neither engaging nor informative enough to keep your attention
   and therefore you must seek outside sources to continue your education
   lest you fall behind
Verquist (10: 21): This.
   Is.
   BRILLIANT!
ChickenTheThird (10: 21): Understand that I am a troll by nature, and bullshit is my forte
Mar 1st
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Finished Act II
rufiozuko: Just been wondering who this guy is & why I’ve been reading about him for the last 15 mins. Then that great ending to the Act, it was pretty cool… Just when I start to follow things, I get lost… I’m Homestuck again. “And suddenly I understand nothing.” That, Master Dante, is a phrase that you will see and also be repeating to yourself as you continue to read. ...
Mar 1st
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aise-eutepeg0 asked: Ted my squiddly skew diddly dumz i miss u a lot
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Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it…  I’m desu and I know it. I’m desu and I know it.
Mar 1st
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askdavechick: >John: Resist urge to not pour cold water on Daves. >John: Fail to resist urge and take a picture instead.  D’aw. (OOC: Human sized Davechick because why not) Dear fucking CHRIST. HOW CAN ONE THING BE SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD.
Mar 1st
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Anonymous asked: :33 < listen here you cumslut
Mar 1st
Anonymous asked: I daresay your ten-minute-chubby-condesce made me giggle, good sir.
Mar 1st
February 2012
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Full Sail University - Scam?
hardrocker37: Alright, so a lot of you know that my fiance attends Compass College of Cinematic Arts. Great school, great benefits. But I also know a few people that decided to go to Full Sail University instead. Well, Ken has a classmate that went to Full Sail, and couldn’t get a job. So he came back to Michigan and went to Compass. His opinion was that he learned more in one month at Compass...
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it being 2:00 in the morning, my dilemma has...
Decisions, decisions.
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endofunctor: i can’t get over how fucking kawaii kanaya maryam is
Feb 29th
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being a bear
montbear: what society thinks i do: what i actually do:
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thewaronindifference replied to your post: Is this Ted Rosemberg? Ted Rosenbuttsex how did you see through my clever guise
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The Great Fandom War
vastderp: awkwaben: juggadouche: shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys Welcome to Homestuck y’all Oh, my god. “Then the angel carried me away in the Spirit into a desert. There I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was covered with blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. … I...
Feb 29th
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120 followers, bitches!
b1eberhair: rockpapertheodore: Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh oh yeah motherfucking WOOHOO! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 173 Yeah, well blow it out your ass!
Feb 29th
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120 followers, bitches!
Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh oh yeah motherfucking WOOHOO! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Feb 29th
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Ehhhhhh
let’s just stick with rockpapertheodore
Feb 29th
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karkatsimpressivevocabulary
this one feels a little better but rockpapertheodore
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lovemelikekarkatlovesromcoms
I’m not sure how I feel about this being my name I think I should remain rockpapertheodore I don’t like change
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tetrahedron-onthologica asked: SEXUALLYKARKLES
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DAMN!
Karkatsexual is already taken fuck I thought it sounded familiar damn poop.
Feb 29th
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askso11uxandkarkat started following you H3LLO M1ST3R CH34RRYB3RRY BL4ST, WH4T 4R3 YOU 4ND K4RKL3S UP TO >:? but seriously what are you doing here I thought this was a secure line you said you’d come alone you rat you’ve doublecrossed me for the last time! *double pistols and a wink*
Feb 29th
I think I should change my name to karkatsexual
because that seems to be what I’ve turned into
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chenisthebestkitty replied to your post: :33 :33 < >:33 nefur! D —> Nepeta D —> Nepeta stop it with your 100d gyrations you are into%icated D —> Nepeta put your c100thes back on this is una%eptable D —> Nepeta stop it D —> Oh fiddlesti%
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Time to do my homework.....
thefuuuucomics: Submitted by andy oops wow me
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Anonymous asked: :33< get bent
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The Truth Behind The Cancellation of Invader Zim →
vastderp: I always wondered. oh my god how can one man be so gloriously amazing.
Feb 29th
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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darkgunfighter-deactivated20120 asked: Is this Ted Rosemberg?
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