January 2012
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anactualitalianrestaurant:
last time masturbating in 2011! (: <3
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vastderp:
rockpapertheodore:
vastderp replied to your post: no guys I’m sick I’m fucking sick and I had to…
man, today sucked for you. internet hug. also, y’know what? kudos for not going to work and infecting people on new year’s eve. it is a shitty time to get a virus but you’re suffering to spare other people from the same pain. Just like Jesus did!
Oh, well, that’s comforti-
wait, hang...
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vastderp replied to your post: no guys I’m sick I’m fucking sick and I had to…
man, today sucked for you. internet hug. also, y’know what? kudos for not going to work and infecting people on new year’s eve. it is a shitty time to get a virus but you’re suffering to spare other people from the same pain. Just like Jesus did!
Oh, well, that’s comforti-
wait, hang on
I know how his...
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Shaina: If I cut my finger off would you call 911 for me?
Me: You have other fingers don't you
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Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
emir-dynamite:
poshrebelgirl:
I met the MOST EPIC people
not as in quantity of epic people, but as in the quality
you guys are all the best, you really are, and I love you all.
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wow, jane, you're such a wuss.
strideer:
stoicsilence:
karkat got stabbed by jack’s knife and then sucked it up he made friends with him.
and jane, you just die like a bitch.
i’m ashamed of you.
You guys should impersonate me in my inbox.
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mercurialmalcontent replied to your post: oh, man, I’m really sorry about that post, earlier
Just take care of yourself, dude, I’m getting kind of worried about you! (I’ll read your fic in the morning, I’m just about out of time tonight whoops)
Yeah, taking care of myself is something I haven’t been doing very well at for a while, now. I have a tendency to get caught up in other...
oh, man, I'm really sorry about that post, earlier
I’m just really not feeling well right now, and, well, typing that seemed like a really good idea at the time because I was really frustrated with myself, and Mercury and Always, thank you for your kind words.
December 2011
no guys I’m sick I’m fucking sick and I had to call in to work but I can hardly fucking sit up without wanting to spew and it’s just I’m afraid really afraid that this is going to to fuck things up for me oh god I really feel like I broke Stefanie’s trust with this I can’t believe this oh god you don’t understand how afraid I am this is going to ruin...
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Human, a JohnKat fic
Karkat was hungry.
Karkat was dissatisfied with the soft pink (his was a dark brown, actually, but humans were red meat, so pink is what he still called it, because that was obviously an inferior color) flesh of the human body. Karkat was dissatisfied with being human. Karkat missed the days where he was a strong and powerful troll, far superior to this weak pink-fleshed body, with its weird...
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
This sounds like the subject and/or punchline of an Hark, a Vagrant comic.
sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
oh fuck the most accurate post about anything that I’ve ever seen.
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longlivethe-king:
cesaret:
“You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove.
“What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose.
“I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
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sureisman replied to your post: I was feeling quite loquacious At this hour most…
*lie down oh, and welcome to the stimulant abuse club, I always seem to get the most done at times I should be asleep
Would it be “lie” as opposed to “lay?” Because it seems to me that using “lie” indicates telling falsities and mistruths, and I wasn’t even sure if...
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asklildstrider:
ah, no, my heart
stop it
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I was feeling quite loquacious
At this hour most hellacious
When e’en simple thought is spacious
Yet I am most tenacious
In my attempt to stay awake
Potenti’lly my own mind at stake
Tired is venom, Sleep, the snake
Yet I refuse to lie down and break.
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I've mastered/reached the level of tired
where I’m no longer tired.
I don’t get exhausted anymore, I don’t get sleepy, I only ever feel the perpetual weight of my eyelids, where if I willfully close my eyes for an extended period, I can fall asleep, but if I choose not to, I can keep on sailing until I hit the wall, which lies an indeterminable distance ahead. I know that wall is not going to hit me until at least...
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thewaronindifference replied to your post: mfw trolls use “horse” instead of “hoofbeast” in fanfiction
High School Wicca… hoofbeast? (See now I think I need to change my altblog’s URL. AGAIN.)
wat
beboqueen:
when i look at my blog..
im home
oops me
No, seriously, I’m not even kidding
right now, this second, I want to see and/or read about Equius Zahhak porking another male with his hoofbeast-like genitals. Give me some Sexquius, for chrissakes.
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“The incredible lack of Equius smut fics is a real bonerkiller,” I say as I scroll past guro and gifs of the Weasleys mourning Fred’s death.
mfw trolls use "horse" instead of "hoofbeast" in...
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Ship everything.
Regret nothing.