Intelligent Gaybomb Sex Machine: Archive

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The only thing I can think of while watching MLP

is “LESBIANS. LESBIANS ALL OF THEM. NOW KISS.”

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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davechokingonjohnshugedick: doov: johnsdong: ...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Janee~~~

jakejustfriendsenglish: jake no i didn’t oh god i didn’t mean that jake no

Feb 22nd

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84 Hours into my Khajiit mage in Skyrim

Time to start a new one because I want to be a Heavy Armor-wearing smith.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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HUSSIE YOU'RE KILLING ME

OH MY GOD I’m dYGING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

79 notes

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pandylynn replied to your post: mercurialmalcontent replied to your post:… casually glad other people point this shit out too Actually, the second I read Mercurial’s words, I immediately thought back to what you said and felt like the most massive heel in the universe.

Feb 21st

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oh-wow-i-almost asked: BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE MY OTHER ONE, HAMOSEXALOP.

Feb 21st

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mercurialmalcontent replied to your post: witchofprose replied to your post: What if Jake… Uh, wow, that’s a really gross statement. If you’re not into people who have vaginas, whatever, but scary? What the actual fuck. Well, shit that makes it sound really bad, but I’m pretty sure he meant it in jest wow, I’m really sorry fuck, open mouth, insert both feet

Feb 21st

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witchofprose replied to your post: What if Jake decides that he adventurously wants an adventurous threesome with Dirk and Jane????? I vote it is a dirk/jake/Dave sandwich. No scary vagina involved. BRILLIANT!

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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What if Jake decides that he adventurously wants...

Making a tasty Jake sandwich.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Add a Text Post

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

58 notes

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

17,399 notes

Ladies and Gentlemen

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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your handy dandy guide to not having any fucking...

jade-sexual: (in comic sans for maximum smartitude) ah, I see.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

56 notes

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Feb 19th

221 notes

IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE

lex-opedia: rockpapertheodore: lex-opedia: rockpapertheodore: rockpapertheodore: FUCK FUCK NEVERMIND I’M STUPID YES YOU ARE NO FUQ ME I AM STUPID I KNOW WOW YOU SUCK YOU’RE ONLY JEALOUS BECAUSE

Feb 19th

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IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE

lex-opedia: rockpapertheodore: rockpapertheodore: FUCK FUCK NEVERMIND I’M STUPID YES YOU ARE NO FUQ U I AM A HANDSOME STUPID

Feb 19th

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Anonymous asked: it's.... not vriska/mindfang? the horns are different bro

Feb 19th

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IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE

rockpapertheodore: FUCK FUCK NEVERMIND I’M STUPID

Feb 19th

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WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT UU IS VRISKA

FUCK

Feb 19th

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I am Jaquius Zahenglish

It’s me.

Feb 19th

Anonymous asked: and then Theodore accidentally a fight club

Feb 19th

I want to fight someone

Fisticuffs scrums and whatnot I want to beat the shit out of someone and have them beat the shit out of me at the same time I just want to prove myself physically and I don’t even know what I’m proving myself for

Feb 19th

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Intelligent Gaybomb Sex Machine: John and Karkat... →

proxima—centauri: rockpapertheodore: John and Karkat were totally about to bone, but there was one problem. As soon as John was about to put his dick inside Karkat’s totally male poon, phallic tentadick waving around as proof, he heard a growling sound. At first, he thought it was Karkat, making some sort of arousal sound. As it… FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- SOMEBODY KILL ME MY LIFE IS...

Feb 19th

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