HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around?
I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here.
I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition.